Sunday, July 12, 2009

The subtle art of flirting

We're sitting in a small cafe. A man is loudly making conversation with his waitress, asking her about a recent vacation she went on with a few friends:

Customer: Did you go to the beach?

Waitress: Yeah.

Customer: Did you go to the nude beach? HA HA HA HA!

Waitress: No.
I look at Danielle's notepad to see if she has any silent reaction. She writes in her elegant hand -- "That guy is..." -- then in big capital that take up the rest of the page -- "SUCH A DOUCHE!!!!"