I'm in a punny mood

Nerdy Dancing.

The Recline and Fall of Western Civilization.

Kitchen quip

While I'm chopping garlic in the kitchen, my girlfriend, Danielle Pouliot, says:

I should make an all-vegetable children's book and call it Shallot's Web.

Just before I post this, I search and find out there's already a website: Shallots Web.

She says:

Dammit!

But they didn't use an apostrophe!